{"product_id":"below-average-genius","title":"Below Average Genius","description":"I'm not smart enough to hang with the intellectuals, but stupid people annoy me mightily. I'd be a genius on Wheel of Fortune but a dummy on Jeopardy. Take this example from a Final Jeopardy question: \"This cheese was created in 1892 by Emil Frey and named for a singing society whose members loved the cheese.\" None of the contestants answered correctly, \"What is Liederkranz?\" That's a pretty tough question. I don't think I've ever spread a Liederkranz on a cracker. I can only name a few cheeses anyway and as far as I know Cheddar, Havarti, Swiss and Goat were never singing groups. Cheese maker Frey is also credited with creating Velveeta. Apparently, he was a real cheese whiz. Below Average Genius is a collection of narrative essays culled from Michael Buzzelli's weekly humor column the Observer-Reporter newspaper, Patch.com and a variety of other sources. Each essay is a brisk, humorous tale about ordinary, daily situations blown up ridiculously big. \"It's a Blurry, Blurry World\" chronicles Buzzelli's inability to snap a decent photograph at Disneyland. \"Come On, Come on to My House\" explores the dynamic of watching a movie or television show in someone else's home. The titular essay explains why Buzzelli is considered by himself, and occasionally by others, a Below Average Genius.","brand":"Llumina Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51981679427815,"sku":"9781625505088","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0449\/4075\/5096\/files\/imageloader_f7b48bd4-ec26-4d8a-b16c-a76a993b25cc.jpg?v=1776216774","url":"https:\/\/arvidabookco.com\/products\/below-average-genius","provider":"Arvida Book Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}