{"product_id":"call-me-dragon","title":"Call me Dragon","description":"Call me Dragon. It's the last thing you'll ever do.\u003cp\u003eBlitz the Devastator has never done a decent day's devastating in his life. Fireless, artistic and shunned by his Dragon Clan, he struggles to pillage even the meanest village. A future full of misery and failure beckons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis much is true until the day the burly brown Dragon successfully - imagine that - kidnaps the Princess Azania. As a black Princess of T'nagru, this spirited beauty is by definition the most unforgettable woman in the seventeen realms. Knights errant, men-at-arms and sundry Princes expire at her feet in drivelling worship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, they all want his scaly head on a platter shortly thereafter. Goes with the territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo Blitz's consternation, the royal nuisance refuses to behave herself and be a typical pampered Princess. With humour, unconventional flair and the odd stomp of her diminutive slipper, she sets out to reform her Dragon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne question remains. Who will save the Dragon from the Princess?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51943908049127,"sku":"9798577803025","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0449\/4075\/5096\/files\/imageloader_164a35e9-0465-4229-86b5-d655ad3ab99f.jpg?v=1775344938","url":"https:\/\/arvidabookco.com\/products\/call-me-dragon","provider":"Arvida Book Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}