{"product_id":"of-gods-grunts","title":"Of Gods \u0026 Grunts","description":"I always believed in what I could see. Sure I was raised in one of those Christian Non-Denominational churches by my parents and a very strict Mimi, but my beliefs were not exactly solid. That all changed when I found myself rocketing through the cosmos after hitting an ambush while on patrol in the sandbox. I landed in a magic circle made by an Archmage bent on world domination. Spoiler alert, Fantasy Hitler isn't bulletproof!Now I'm in a foreign land full of humans, elves, dwarves, and gnomes. No electricity, no decent music, and worst of all, basic hygiene isn't a concept these backward idiots have figured out. I'm doing my best to survive and find a way home. I've got a limited supply of ammo to feed my M4, a limited amount of batteries to power nods, two frags, and one claymore.My name is Staff Sergeant Kevin Holden, and this is my story.\u003ci\u003e\"Mat Best meets Frodo, and kicks his ass!\" -Tim SFC US Army (RET)\"A Grunts wet dream, a fantastical world without ROEs, getting to operate without a LT.\" -Joseph Adams SGT USMC \u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51944001831143,"sku":"9798673339404","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0449\/4075\/5096\/files\/imageloader_60e8f79f-c74c-4267-aca5-48a0b96d481f.jpg?v=1775346285","url":"https:\/\/arvidabookco.com\/products\/of-gods-grunts","provider":"Arvida Book Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}