{"product_id":"proper-badger-would-never","title":"Proper Badger Would Never!","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf You Give a Mouse a Cookie \u003c\/i\u003emeets \u003ci\u003eNo, David! \u003c\/i\u003ein this hilarious story of misbehavior and misadventure with a very proper badger.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eProper Badger has been invited to a party. He is quite pleased. He will wear his best coat and bow tie and be a very proper guest. He most certainly won't ruin the party because of his badger antics because, as Proper Badger assures us, he will be on his best behavior.\u003cb\u003e*\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDig his claws into the cake? Have a little accident on the rug in the hallway? He would NEVER. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom debut author Lauren Glattly and \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling illustrator of Seth Meyers's \u003ci\u003eI'm Not Scared, You're Scared!\u003c\/i\u003e, Rob Sayegh Jr., comes an uproarious tale about a badger who just can't suppress his badger-like tendencies. Perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates \u003c\/i\u003eand the Pig the Pug series! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e*\u003c\/b\u003eNo, he won't.","brand":"Flamingo Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51940012228839,"sku":"9780593528167","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0449\/4075\/5096\/files\/imageloader_52df55f0-65e7-432d-88f4-15e9654579ed.jpg?v=1775143921","url":"https:\/\/arvidabookco.com\/products\/proper-badger-would-never","provider":"Arvida Book Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}