{"product_id":"so-you-wanna-be-a-mobster-get-made-get-paid-get-babes","title":"So You Wanna be A Mobster: Get Made, Get Paid, Get Babes","description":"\u003cb\u003eHave You Ever Dreamed Of. . . \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaking your own hours?\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOwning a topless joint? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlaunting the laws of the land for financial gain? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMotivating a gang of burly, brainless thugs to do your bidding? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEarning the respect you deserve--or better yet--sporting an undeniable aura of fear?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eIf You Answered Yes To Any Of The Questions Above, We're Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Mob know-it-all and popular New York City radio jock Goumba Johnny gives you the lowdown on what it takes to be a wiseguy. And you don't even have to be Italian or live in a major urban area! Whether you're in Oatmeal, Nebraska, or Cheeseville, Wisconsin, starting your own Mafia family is a lot easier than you think. With this handy guide, Goumba Johnny shows you the finer points of bookmaking, loan-sharking, detecting wiretaps, corrupting politicians, finding the right mistress or mistresses, and not ending up in the trunk of a Lincoln Town Car. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e You'll get the best tables in restaurants, quaff the finest wines and choice cuts of steak, and snooty headwaiters will grovel at your feet. Beautiful women who wouldn't give you a second look now will throw themselves at you, attracted by the brute power you radiate. You'll wear the finest silk suits money can buy, own Rolexes by the dozen, and sport obscenely expensive pinky rings and diamond money clips. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003ci\u003eSo You Wanna Be a Mobster\u003c\/i\u003e is the ultimate self-help book--it will show you how to help yourself to other people's money! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003e For Academic Study Only\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eJohn \"Goumba Johnny\" Sialiano\u003c\/b\u003e was born in the Bronx and entered the radio industry after many career changes. With his natural quick wit and charm, Johnny has shared the stage with many of the top acts in comedy such as Andrew Dice Clay, Mario Cantone, George Wallace, Jay Mohr, Tommy Davidson, Martin Lawrence, Colin Quinn, Paul Rodriguez, and Jerry Seinfeld. Goumba Johnny has appeared on television shows such as \u003ci\u003eThe Weakest Link, The Montel Williams Show, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The CBS Early Show, The Ricki Lake Show, The Queen Latifah Show, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, Metro TV\/Naked New York, \u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eCourt TV.\u003c\/i\u003e In 2003, Johnny starred in his own comedy special, \u003ci\u003eGoumba Johnny's Slice of Italian Comedy, \u003c\/i\u003e and in early 2004, it appeared as a special on Pay-per-View for Direct TV, Time Warner Cable, and Cablevision, continuing to gain fans nationwide. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGoumba Johnny\u003c\/b\u003e co-hosts (with Hollywood Hamilton) the highly rated drive-time 3-7 p.m. slot on New York's KTU-FM radio. He lives in New York City.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kensington Publishing Corporation","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51981652230375,"sku":"9780806528625","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0449\/4075\/5096\/files\/imageloader_b52b1c8f-4b77-4481-92d8-50106a933db6.jpg?v=1776216635","url":"https:\/\/arvidabookco.com\/products\/so-you-wanna-be-a-mobster-get-made-get-paid-get-babes","provider":"Arvida Book Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}