{"product_id":"two-thousand-insults-for-all-occasions","title":"Two Thousand Insults for All Occasions","description":"\"Classified by subject-- from 'Big Heads' through 'Nudists' to 'Squelches'-- this tongue-in-cheeck reference romp is guaranteed to put the right retort in the right head at the right time.\" --(Dr. Frederick Shroyer, Los Angeles Herald-Examiner) \u003cp\u003e\"When I am not rolling on the floor I am asking myself where Safian found all those insults to compile.\" --(Wes Lawrence, Cleveland Plain Dealer) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Ought to come in handy, sooner or later, for anybody.\" --(Chicago Daily News) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Too many bright sayings occur to us the day after they've needed. With this book you'll be fortified with a whole arsenal of remarks, ranging from mild to caustic, depending upon the need, to use in disposing of bores or squelching the quarrelsome and pompous.\" --(Sioux Falls Argus-Leader) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Here is an amazing anthology of insults and near-insults that should delight the heart of any sales manager who'd like to communicate with his salesman more forcefully-- or add zest to his speeches.\" --(The Sales Executive) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The most intriguing book of the year.\" --(Art Goodwin, WHEN-TV) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"My girls have trouble remembering one jot of their homework. I'll bet they can recite that book from cover to cover.\" --(Jim Bishop, King Features Syndicate) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Just what the doctor ordered. Memorize enough of these and you can be the wit of the party.\" (John Barkham, Saturday Review Syndicate)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kensington Publishing Corporation","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51981381468391,"sku":"9780806500393","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0449\/4075\/5096\/files\/imageloader_39f01f8a-4c13-4b3a-89a7-7e835b757813.jpg?v=1776215361","url":"https:\/\/arvidabookco.com\/products\/two-thousand-insults-for-all-occasions","provider":"Arvida Book Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}