{"product_id":"youve-got-m-il","title":"You've Got M@il","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are lucky. Lucky, for to read this necessitates that you be alive. (Unless you're someone's \"spirit\" lingering around for some reason...like having a bone to pick with some of us, the living. Or, just one lost soul wandering aimlessly and happened upon this book) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLucky, you've got the time to read. Chances are you're one in the 2\/3 of the world's population with access to potable water. The other 1\/3 are too busy looking for H2O to even bother about reading. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHuh? (I know what you're saying: \"This guy is not only weird but also disconnected.\") Read on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this book is a \"m@il\" that goes: \"Why Am I Not Dead Yet?\" Another way of saying - \"Why are 'YOU' still alive?\" (Pardon such bluntness!) Said \"m@il\" tells you - more or less - \"why\" You may want to own (or just read) this book for that - Reason #1. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen there's #2. Which we do regularly. (In fact being \"regular\" is the way \"to go\" and is desired) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut don't just sit there! Multitask. Maybe...brush your teeth at the same time? While at it, grab \"a little book\" (\"this one\") for a \"quick read.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore you know it, your morning (or whenever you please) obligations are over with.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh...one more obligation. And take it from me: \"Please (\"PLEASE!\") wash your hands thoroughly with soap and copious amount of H2O\" Be glad you're not a spirit (yet) and have access to improved H2O supply.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Palmetto Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51981537247463,"sku":"9781649907646","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0449\/4075\/5096\/files\/imageloader_25763d31-e0fe-4f48-80ef-717407747dc7.jpg?v=1776216176","url":"https:\/\/arvidabookco.com\/products\/youve-got-m-il","provider":"Arvida Book Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}