{"product_id":"zombie-sharks-with-metal-teeth-stories","title":"Zombie Sharks with Metal Teeth: Stories","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e-bestselling author \"has created the tales here with experimental glee, yielding an astonishing assortment of mutated manuscripts\" (Jeremy Robert Johnson, author of \u003ci\u003eThe Loop\u003c\/i\u003e).\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Take a deep dive into the delightfully twisted mind of bestselling horror author Stephen Graham Jones with the more than twenty short stories in \u003ci\u003eZombie Sharks with Metal Teeth\u003c\/i\u003e. Experience a day in the life of superhero Vigilante Man and his alter ego, an ace accountant, in \"My Hero.\" In \"Little Monsters,\" it's one compromise after another when a couple tries to design a nightmare creature to foist upon the world. A man writes to Dear Abby for advice on whether or not to tell his wife of thirty-eight years that she transforms into a wolf at night, signing off as \"Old Meat.\" \"I Was a Teenage Slasher Victim\" explores the generational trauma of summer camp serial killer survivors--the sequel you can't miss! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eZombie Sharks with Metal Teeth\u003c\/i\u003e is the perfect summer beach read--or for any time you want to cool things down with chilling short fiction from one of our finest horror authors. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"This collection of short horror fiction feels altogether more shark-like than even straight-up shark books. Except here it's the teeth of Jones' unforgiving imagination, and the fear of the sea can be easily equated with the fear of the cosmos in these stories.\" --\u003ci\u003eLitReactor\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"The writing, people. The writing is phenomenal. . . . Jones is like a mad scientist, rolling up his sleeves to play elbow-deep with his creations.\" --\u003ci\u003eThe Next Best Book Blog\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Open Road Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51948076204263,"sku":"9798337200934","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0449\/4075\/5096\/files\/imageloader_c82d4806-580a-4ef9-8bb4-2418285d1192.jpg?v=1775507455","url":"https:\/\/arvidabookco.com\/products\/zombie-sharks-with-metal-teeth-stories","provider":"Arvida Book Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}